Tuesday, February 5, 2008

How to seduce with a warlock

Some good warlock love lines? Sure... I've got some.

  1. "I'm on fire for you... granted that's probably because I'm casting hellfire, but still..."
  2. "Your soul has a place in my bag forever! Or, until I spend it to summon a demon... but that could be a long time from now, you never know."
  3. "I'd summon you to me right now baby, but we'd need two other people. Do you like to PUG?"
  4. "I'd swim to the depths of the ocean for you... but not before casting underwater breathing on myself, I'm not stupid."
  5. "I'd swim to the depths of the ocean for you, with two other people, and summon you there, and watch you drown... in love?"
  6. "If you think my neck is strong holding up this S3 Arena Helm, you should see the rest of me."
  7. "When we cast ritual of doom, I really hope it's not you that dies."
  8. "You know draining someone's life through a line of green energy is so much sexier than smacking them with a fireball, right?"
  9. "I can do everything a mage can do, but with pets!"
  10. "Do you mind if I keep my succubus out? She makes me feel more comfortable."

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