chilling thoughts

what do you think about while sitting in ice block?

On the heels of all my PvPing with nar as of late, I've started to fully embrace the wonders of ice block. What a fantastic spell. But, one of the weird side effects of ice block is that it gives you this calm patch of clarity in the midst of what might otherwise be complete chaos and mayhem. So, it made me pause to think about what kinds of things do we think about while we are sitting in that block of ice... chilling out. (Oh come on, I had to do it. At least once right?? Okay).

I think there are different categories of thought that probably occur whilst locked in the frozen chamber of DoT erradicating.

strategic thoughts

"Okay... so that bought me what, 6 sec. What am I going to do when I get out of here?!"

"Get ready to press blink, get ready to blink, ready to blink, blink, blink, blink, blink... STUNNED?!?!? WTF!"

"If I desert now... and then make a sandwich, will the deserter buff have worn off by the time I'm ready to go again?"

class envy

"You know, if I were a warlock, I could have feared them... warlocks are so OP!"

"Rogues never have to ice block.. they just kill people. Man, I wish I were a rogue."

"If only I could heal myself... maybe I should have trained bandages after all"

"Wow look at that paladin go, they never die... then again, neither do their opponents... but who's counting."

"Hunters can make their opponents do this... that's cool. Of course, their icy thing doesn't remove DoTs. Oooh, they probably wish it did in PvE settings don't they..."

intervention

"Is there a healer in this BG... please come find me! Come on healer, healer, healer. YES! A healer...

...oooh, dead... damn."

"/bg 6 inc FR"
"[n00bmatic:bronzebeard] All In on Drek!"
"/bg I'm in AV? really? Wow..."

random musings

"Why can't you skin tauren?"

"Why is it that mages can use swords but not axes? Are they that much more heavy? Are we that weak?"

"You know... if I could shapeshift... oooh... I'd become a panda!"

"And then, in patch 75.3 when we get swift water elemental teleport form... man, mages'll be a sweet class then."

most common thought

"And dying in 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. .. ouch."